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Featured Satire
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Trump Administration to Ban Study of Classics in Crackdown on Latin America
Donald Trump, best known for his guest appearance in Season 4 Episode 25 of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, has signed an executive order to entirely ban the study of classics in the United States as part of a concerted effort to combat all things Latin in the country.
UK Government to Bring Making Old Men Walk Around in Circles to Industrial Level
Good News! After the astonishing success of the Captain Tom Moore Foundation in funding a much-needed spa for his family, Rishi Sunak has identified that the whole ordeal was actually the most successful capitalistic venture the UK has seen for quite a while.
‘Red Mirage’ due to End Any Day Now
The ‘Blue Wave’ that political commentators across the globe promised us would cancel out the Republican Party’s early lead in the US election is on its way, definitely.
You would be forgiven for losing hope as a number of signs seemed to suggest Trump was doing well in the election, like when they announced the first few states, the announcement of all the rest of the states, or when he won the election, but actually you just don’t understand the electoral system and you shouldn’t worry. Br...
You would be forgiven for losing hope as a number of signs seemed to suggest Trump was doing well in the election, like when they announced the first few states, the announcement of all the rest of the states, or when he won the election, but actually you just don’t understand the electoral system and you shouldn’t worry. Br...
Wes Streeting Outraged Water Molecules Allowed to Change State Without Asking Him First
Lover of sailing metaphors and answer to the question ‘who could Keir Starmer appoint as health secretary who could be anywhere near as unlikeable as Jeremy Hunt?’, Wes Streeting has spoken out against the transition of H2O molecules from ice to water and back again, arguing they simply haven’t consulted him.
Elon Musk Sued by Tolkien Estate for 'Copying Gollum's Whole Deal'
JRR Tolkien’s estate is suing Rick and Morty guest actor Elon Musk for violating the beloved fantasy author’s copyright by slowly morphing into a fish-eyed ghoul corrupted by vast power.
Red Flag Alert! All of My Partner’s Previous Relationships Ended
Just weeks ago I was a simple, romantic, English Literature student living in blissful ignorance, deeply in love with my girlfriend and pootling through my life writing about Marxist Structuralism in the Mr Men.
Rishi Sunak to Open Mental Health Clinic that Looks Suspiciously Like a Shein Factory
Aware that his glorious leadership is nearing a calamitous end at the hands of charismatic jack-the-lad Keir Starmer, Rishi Sunak has taken to hurriedly passing legislation close to his heart, namely putting the mentally ill to work.
X Rebrand Part of a Wider Plan to Name Major Companies After Ed Sheeran Albums
The Lemon Press can exclusively reveal that Elon Musk’s inexplicable renaming of Twitter to X was not, as previously thought, a meaningless consolidation of his own vanity and an attempt to prove to the world that he could do whatever he wanted like a tantruming toddler, but instead a love letter to Mr Musk’s greatest musical hero.
York Freshers to be Allowed Two Conversations Before They Must Apply For Student Housing
Oh you wanted to get to know your flatmates and assess their personalities as well as their compatibility before making an educated decision on housing based on shared budgeting and careful research? No.
York Students Explain How They Manage to Stay 'Woke'
‘I have chronic insomnia’
How Do We Write Responsible Satire in the 21st Century?
A comment piece on writing responsible satire, originally submitted as university coursework
