Featured Satire

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Diogenes lists jar for 400 drachma a night on Airbnb while on work trip to Thebes

Well known philosopher and man-about-town Diogenes of Sinop has listed his house on Airbnb for the low price of 400 drachmas while he heads to a philosophy conference in Thebes. Usually a staunch believer in the benefits of poverty, Mr ‘of Sinop’ apparently takes on a slightly looser code of ethics when he’s on the tab of those bastards at Thebes U, and will be on an all inclusive at the Oedipal Inn which will still cost significantly less than he’s charging his guests.


The home boasts a spac...

Mental Health Expert Advises People with Anxiety to ‘Avoid Stressful Stuff’

Are you an anxiety sufferer for whom every moment is a living hell? Are you looking for support in your time of need? Look no further than the Marshland Angel’s own mental health expert Jeremy Placebo, whose qualifications include a BA in Art History and sending us a very convincing LinkedIn DM. Strap in as Jeremy completely cures your anxiety through a computer screen.


Just like the best way to avoid testicular cancer is to castrate yourself, the best way to avoid an anxiety attack is to st...